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27/02/2002 - ...The reader must not be distracted from it's deeper motivations.
26/02/2002 - I got a chip on my shoulder that's bigger than my feet
25/02/2002 - The Phantom of the Opera
24/02/2002 - Phantom
23/02/2002 - The Actor's Nightmare
21/02/2002 - A le fin des reves.
19/02/2002 - So start hoisting, wench.
18/02/2002 - "Fun is a heavy cross to bear" -Agnes
17/02/2002 - C'est moi, c'est moi, c'est moi
16/02/2002 - Urgle
16/02/2002 - Beam me up Scottie.
15/02/2002 - My daddy was a family frogman, my mama's in the naval reserves.
14/02/2002 - Instant Karma's gonna get you
13/02/2002 - Just a little note to say...
12/02/2002 - You say it's your birthday.
11/02/2002 - Take it Phil
09/02/2002 - Time Space Continuem
08/02/2002 - The days of wine and roses are distant days for me.
08/02/2002 - Hiding behind a smokescreen of borguoise cliches.
07/02/2002 - Adlock adcock & quid pro quo, so little time, so much to know!
06/02/2002 - Are you sure I'm a polar bear? Yes, why? Well, I'm freezing.
06/02/2002 - And that's my new philosophy!
04/02/2002 - I'm sinking in the quagmire of illusions and Thoreau
02/02/2002 - You're gonna have a good time.
31/01/2002 - In the atmosphere of freaky holiday.
30/01/2002 - Winter Wonderland
29/01/2002 - Maybe I'm amazed
26/01/2002 - Fun is the one thing that money can't buy.
25/01/2002 - You blockhead!
24/01/2002 - Hit the Ground Running
24/01/2002 - Pamplemoose
23/01/2002 - The Imaginary Invalid
22/01/2002 - 1910 Fruit Gum Company
21/01/2002 - Yes I'm gonna be a star
20/01/2002 - Day in the life
19/01/2002 - You'll be an actress, and I assure you that's what finally came to pass.
18/01/2002 - We're actors, we're not people!
17/01/2002 - Tired? Try dead.
16/01/2002 - -
16/01/2002 - Roger picked up the phone?
15/01/2001 - We must away ere break of day.
14/01/2002 - Real life's getting more like fiction
13/01/2002 - Clara Clarivoyant
12/01/2002 - To days of inspiration
11/01/2002 - It's the same old story, yeah, everywhere I go.
10/01/2002 - Did you ever let your mind wander, and it didn't come back?
09/01/2002 - What if life were made of moments?
08/01/2002 - I'm not getting you down am I? I wouldn't want to think I was getting you down.
06/01/2002 - And now for something completely different.
06/01/2002 - The Complete History of Everything (abridged)
04/01/2002 - Chess, Simon? I said, you mean the musical? No, he said, the game.
03/01/2002 - If you'd read "Hogwarts: A History"...
02/01/2002 - When this all began, we knew there'd be a price
02/01/2002 - Anamalia
01/01/2002 - Race car, god's dog, Anna, 2002

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Cavort, cavort, my kingdom for a cavort
Uproarious cheers for Marn and International Cavorting Day!


I am an English language snob. It's already one of the most versatile languages in the world- why do we have to bastardise it any more?