20/03/2002 - 4:53 p.m.

Bill and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamshirt

The last two entries were very long, I've decided to make this one a shorter more pleasent experience.

This morning, my brother left the house whinging and complaining because he had to go on an errand. He has returned a god. The errand included a trip to Goodwill where he has bought himself a black shirt, and the collar and sleeves are hologramatical! At the edges of the shirt he shines in brilliant metalic rainbows. The cuffs are French cuffs, he has bought himself cufflinks to go with this fabulous shirt. I am so proud.

It's all we can do to make him dress well. He's terribly homophobic when it comes to his hair and his clothes and so anything too "gay" he shys away from. Trust me, he'd have to do a lot of work to make himself look gay. And there's more to gayness than the look, but that's the part he hasn't learnt yet. Anyway, terrified of turning into a flamer, he bought this shirt. I'm very proud of his sparklyness. Maybe next we can get him to buy some pants without bungee cords on them.