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29/12/2001 - 3:11 p.m.

Somebody fetch me a broom.

Some bloody moron sent me 377 messages for precisely the same ad! I've blocked him out, but I wish I could get hold of him so I could shove a big stick up his ass. I have two cures for men- castrate them or shove a stick up their ass. Unfortunately, most of them never repeat the offense (or get close enough) to warrant my going to such drastic measures. Bugger.

I haven't much else to say, but that was pissing me off.

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