There and Back Again
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Third Age Correspondence
Proper dwarves offer their services before they leave.
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13/11/2002 - 11:44 a.m. All will love me and despair! You know what, being Sauron has its benefits. I went to Wal-Mart and saw that FOTR was 49.99. Four DVDs and a free movie ticket. I'm sorry, even subtracting the 7 bucks for the movie ticket, that's still a lot. So, I went to Sam Goody. 39.99,precisely the same deal. Oh yes, definately getting it there. I go to the register, and the guy looks at me, looks at my right hand (on which I proudly bear my now very copper coloured One Ring), and charges me how much? 29.99. I say something to him (I'm not going to be dishonest about it) and he looks at my hand again and says that no, that's right. Wow! I got FOTR for an incredible price! I mean, take out 7 bucks for the movie ticket (and tax, never figure tax) and I paid $22 for a four DVD set that came out only yesterday! Can my day get any better?
�From the Shire, down the Anduin, to Mordor
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