13/05/2002 - 7:52 p.m.

Give me cold hard cash and I will turn on my connection

Do you know, I checked my e-mail just now and discovered that some random company thinks I'm paying too much for hardcore porn? Well, if paying nothing is too much, then they better start paying me to get their e-mails and pronto! Otherwise, they'll just be cheating me out of paying a fair price. They promised me, and if they don't believe I could take them to the FTC and the BBB and maybe even the NRA if I felt so inclined.

Speaking of which, I forgot all about that government assignment. Should I do it? Yes.

You know, the only class you have to take to graduate the DM school district is government. (You are also required to take gym, but, yes...) It's up to the schools to divise more required classes. So, in Des Moines you spend twelve years in school to lead up to the climax and most important part of your education- your semester long government class. Nine weeks. Ohhh. Exciting.

I keep thinking I have loads of things to do, and I do, but I don't want to do them, but if I don't do them I won't be able to go to college, and if I don't do that my mother will bitch at me and life will just not be pleasent so, excuse me.

Anyway, I do have to go to the bathroom a little.