There and Back Again

First Age
Third Age
Correspondence

Hobbits love to get notes.

Proper dwarves offer their services before they leave.
powered by SignMyGuestbook.com

Whatever you do, I'm certain it will be lovely.

Site Meter

The Grey Havens - 04/03/2004

Long Time Gone - 22/02/2004

Only for Now - 04/02/2004

The Neverland - 19/01/2004

There's no times at all, just the New York Times - 15/01/2004

Links and Rings
No Shame Pieces
Untitled Story
Other Writings

30/08/2002 - 10:57 a.m.

A rose by any other name...

Hah Hah! (That was Nelson's laugh from The Simpsons.) I just heard this add for a car company called Dick Whithem. Yeah, let's go there, I want to buy at a car at a place where all they're going to do is dick with me. Oh dear.

Really, some people should not not not do certain things with their last names. For example, the guys who ran for Iowa govorner on the Republican side this year- Vanderplotz, Gross, and Sukup. (The last pronounced Sue-cup.) I mean, who really wants a Governor Gross? Though, actually, he won because the Republican party was supporting him and not the other guys. So, if you're looking at the ballot and you have Vilsack and Gross... which one are you gonna vote for???

Although, Gross's campaign is to show what a nice guy he is, giving us a biography and having his parents tell what a swell guy he was.

OK, more later. I have to go, but that was too funny to leave for later. Dick With 'Em Ford. Heh.

From the Shire, down the Anduin, to Mordor

The First Age The Third Age
The Red Book Diaryland