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11/02/2002 - 7:31 p.m.

Take it Phil

Life would be so easy if it wasn't for all the other people in it. Sometimes, I think Hitler wasn't too far wrong with his original plan- let's send all the people we don't like to Madagascar. Kind of like Golgafrincham, only smaller. The size was, of course, the problem. But really, if I could ship off all the morons to Madagascar... Well, the lemeurs would be screwed, I guess. Not a viable plan.

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